Episodes
Episode 62 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Chelsea was inspired by the Superbowl and she hopped on the Snackadium trend - hope you're hungry! Dolphins were spotted in Chatham, Garry found a new use for pickled onions and Chelsea may be able to meet Jason Momoa once and for all! The listeners of Kent shared their best thinly veiled insults after Chelsea was sassed by a waiter for eating the entire menu. Garry and Chelsea took on the quest to find Mother and Father Pancake and Ronald in Twydall showed the world you are never too old to find love. Gr...
Episode 61 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Chelsea went hunting for a Cabbage in Paris and sadly the city of romance did not live up to expectations. Garry lost out on a top job because of an unfortunate episode in a bar. There's a cowboy on Sheppey and he's got something unsettling in his garden. It turn's out most of Kent has clambered through a window at some point and nearly alll of that clambering had hilarious results. We caught up with Easy Squeezy Stevie! We discovered unique uses for timers and wondered if Bethersden's Gregg Wallace was w...
Episode 60 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week inspired a Monday moan across Kent about everything to do with zips and Chelsea wondered whether it would actually be comfortable to sleep in a shoe (croc fans will love this idea!) Whatsapp Group Chat revealed a minestrone disaster and Garry found a way you can dance for some dollar (legally.) The nanna's of Kent helped us do life right and Garry and Chelsea found out the extreme distances you travelled for the most random items! From salty tea to why you should avoid cutlery, feast on it all in this wee...
Episode 59 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week started off fancy on kmfm Breakfast as Garry and Chelsea found out what makes you classy. There was breaking Cockney News and you can't escape gingerbread...it's EVERYWHERE! You can't just do a puzzle willy nilly, there's an etiquette to it and Garry had a dental disaster with a musical twist. Chelsea ruined pie day for everyone, Maya Jama faced a Love Island ban and you tried edible pants? From the 3,2,1, sleep method to lucky lost keys, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podc...
Episode 58 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week was overflowing with life hacks from free cheese, upcycling your chocolate tins and a way your Christmas tree can earn you money! It was confession time as we found out what weird and wonderful Facebook groups you were part of and the hilarious things you've done when you're feeling overtired. Dating a snorer? We might have some advice for you! Blue Monday took a hilarious twist on the Breakfast Show, involving a lycra forfeit for Chelsea. Kent achieved Gladiator status and Chelsea has a top tip to keep y...
Episode 57 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week was all about food (surprise) from the new Tiktok trend 'Chickles' to an important debate on who owns the bag chips? Garry was SHOCKED this week when he found out the true height of Tom Hardy, if you're doing a diet this year make sure it's the Dottie diet and have you committed any minor betrayals? Momoa might be tempted to come to Kent with the power of Chelsea, sausage rolls may inspire Anne Marie's new album and if you were a character on Masked Singer what would you be? From robo cops, an Emu on the ...
Episode 56 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.First week back was all about rogue New Year's Resolutions and a 3 peak challenge that's perfect for you if you have a sweet tooth. Tigger has turned to the darkside and Chelsea's family think she has no hope with love. Whatsapp group chat needed a review from elf and safety, ticket tongs are the latest business venture of the Breakfast Show and Chelsea had a shark surprise. From 16 year old achievements (shoutout to Luke Littler), weird and wonderful Christmas leftover combos and Babes In Armour, feast on it all i...
Episode 55 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with a surprising reason you might be an early riser and a new tv show idea for Nanny. Garry got us all drooling with 'shishmas' but are you going to stay traditional or mix it up this Christmas? Chelsea was on the naughty list because of Jason Momoa and lived life on the edge with a Tectonic Toilet. Garry and Chelsea continued their quest for the 12 listeners of Christmas, and whatever you do, do NOT play Mario Kart with the Wilson family. From door holder number three, flakey pastry Pam, and ...
Episode 54 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week began with a dramatic cinnamon bun, and more importantly, who was eating it! The people of Kent shared their roast dinner crimes after Chelsea had a disappointingly soggy roast potato and Garry kept you ahead of the trends for 2024 with the new IT THING...Peach fuzz. From new celebrity residents on the Whatsapp Group Chat, to facetime discoveries feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.Want more to munch on? Head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagr...
Episode 53 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with a hairless shock when Chelsea was faced with a barefaced bf, and the listeners of Kent tucked into another juicy update on the Whatsapp group chat. Canterbury has a new mascot and things got heated trying to crack the animal leg code. 90's nostalgia took centre stage as Chelsea tried to solve the mystery of the alien eggs and sausage rolls got a classy upgrade. If that wasn't enough, animals took over the Breakfast show with a dog called Duck from Rochester, and a hamster tucking into a fe...
Episode 52 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week was filled with shocking snack news, first crisps and then chocolate...nothing is safe! Kent has a guinea pig you really need to know, Chelsea's 'Whatsapp Group Chat' had a special postman picnic, and love was in the air with an elf proposal! Garry and Chelsea offered free therapy to get you through your shopping fails, Chelsea had some serious toilet trauma, and everyone was talking about Bake Off's 'Golden Buns.' From donut shock to white fronts, and don't forget to adopt a turtle, feast on it all in th...
Episode 51 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week left us all feeling hungry as we couldn't get enough food chat! You were reminded to check the back of your fridge and Garry had a shocking chip shop revelation! Two turkeys got a celebrity pardon and it was a brand new week of Crack-A-Snack (have you got any ideas what it might be?) If that wasn't enough, listeners got passionate about their food icks, helped us create a party plan for the 60th anniversary of the 1st Dartford tunnel and laughed along to the weekly Whatsapp Group Chat. From teabag terrors...
Episode 50 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with a good old fashioned moan, there was an unmissable parade in the weald (size matters) and Kent has a new fluffy celebrity. Forget bars and clubs, the supermarket could be where you meet the love of your life (especially if they're a famous boxer.) Garry had some yellow news that wasn't as positive as we thought, and someone FINALLY cracked the Crack-A-Snack code! Lunch time meal deals might activate your festive mode, and you shared your backstage demands. Upchurch has an egg-ceptional new...
Episode 49 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week started above average with a quiz to reveal all and pickle celebrations were essential! Henry got romantic in the WhatsApp group Chat and Chelsea was given the most impossible choice (Thor or Aquaman.) Beans on Toast leveled up with a controversial statement from Heinz and a hippopotamus was the new celeb causing chaos in Thanet. Crack-A-Snack remained unsolved but the listeners zoned in on crisps could it be revealed next week? From lonely Fionas, breaking other people's stuff and poster pin-ups feast o...
Episode 48 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with a lot of teeth with some dinosaur trouble in Maidstone, and speaking of beasts, do not wake Chelsea up from a nap! Crack-A-Snack had another rollover but the guesses are edging closer with French Fries. The Breakfast show went Halloween mad uncovering the worst places to trick or treat and the scariest places in Kent, and Garry had a haunting tale about a spooky dolly. Things quickly turned to food, the favourite conversation of the Breakfast show and nuggets were causing quite a problem! ...
Episode 47 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week appeared as if by magic with urgent Hermio-news (Harry Potter fans prepare yourselves. Garry and Chelsea discovered a surprising use for beards and dropped a spoiler alert about foil. This week's Whatsapp Group Chat was a battle of pigeon vs plaster and Taylor Swift caused a blackout. Garry transformed into Toast Psychic, wowing the people of Kent with his spreading predictions and Chelsea wants a loyalty card for the Bake Off cry bench. We're approaching the festive season so why not take inspiration and...
Episode 45 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week had a shocking sparkly discovery that could change fancy dress forever and Chelsea's Whatsapp Group Chat took a superhero twist. There was Big Brother OUTRAGE involving a house favourite that led to some equally despicable noodle news from the people of Kent. Cream of tomato had a frosty revamp, crack-a-snack proved unsolvable and slow dumping is the new dating trend to be wary of. Swale borough council need your help for their new bin lorries and Medway reached n.o.1 (for zombies.) From animal awakenings...
Episode 45 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.The week started with the Conkerlympics, a brand new sport that requires far more skill than you think! Chelsea witnessed a Disney showdown and a surprising character won and the people of Kent were challenged to a game of Crack-A-Snack, can you figure it out? Garry shared his rage for Ryan Toys Review and serenaded Kent with a showbiz Strictly Sonnet. A supermarket zapper could be the key to working for a Premier League Football Club, bed bugs are causing chaos and everyone is getting excited about post. From emba...
Episode 44 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and ChelseaThe week started in stealth mode with a jaw dropping new feature of Strictly Predictly where Garry may have cracked the code! Chelsea's back from holiday with her usual chaos but disappointed with the presents she brought back for the Breakfast crew. Big pumpkins were the talk of the town and the people of Kent dobbed their boyfriends in for National Boyfriend Day. The Breakfast Show braved the psycho quiz and the results were SHOCKING, and Garry and Chelsea got heated when discussing catalogues and directories. Bow...
Episode 43 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Numi in for Chelsea.We had lots to celebrate this week from Ice Cream Cone Day, to Elephant Appreciation Day and Dream Day, which lead to everyone sharing their Dream facts (who ever said this podcast wasn't informative as well as entertaining!). We shared our Lost and Found stories - you wouldn't believe where one listener found their cat! And as Strictly kicked off with its first week of dances Garry filled us in on everything we might have missed with his Strictly Sonnet; move over Shakespeare! From School Jobs to the P...
Episode 42 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.It was all things animals on kmfm Breakfast this week when Chelsea revealed that dog memes could be the key to dating and Garry had some shocking news about spiders. There was a lot of talk about Johnny Depp's badger, the people of Kent shared their shocking animal facts and Maidstone has a Turkey celebrity. Chelsea had an eventful trip on the Titanic and was outraged by shrinkflation, and Garry wowed us all with a surprising pirate skill! The Breakfast Show got hustling with music video ideas for Ed Sheeran's new ...
Episode 41 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Chelsea was baffled by the 3 drain superstition and the people of Kent shared their weird and wonderful improvised cutlery. Garry tried to keep up with the Gen Z's guessing the new slang that made it to the 2023 dictionary and a Kent landmark had a glow up. Things went down under, when newsreader Kate Faulkner challenged Garry and Chelsea to a Tim Tam Slam and the Great Aussie O quiz. From Shoktopus, halving beds and words of encouragement, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with...
Episode 40 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Back to school and the people of Kent shared their hilarious first day feedback and Chelsea revealed the extreme lengths she goes for cleanliness whilst Garry infected Billie Eilish. Autumn mode has been activated, 'Say It' raised a debate surrounding dragonfly arms and don't worry, clowns could save you in an apocalypse! From baby pickpockets, 3 drain rules and an explosive Sheppey, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea. Want more to enjoy? Head to our social...
Episode 39 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Garry and Chelsea inspired the people of Kent, sharing how they can start their day in the BEST way possible! Garry was challenged to a game of Celeb or Pet and Chelsea took fashion inspiration from Lil Nas X who is going to transform a girls night out with his creation. The cinema was the highlight of Chelsea's week after she was inspired by the people sat in front and ice cubes caused a LOT of stress. From ASMR to fave sounds, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and C...
Episode 38 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and ChelseaChelsea kicked off the week with a bang, sassing Garry for his fashion choices but was soon hit with a shocking toenail terror (runners will relate to this one.) Post holiday blues kicked in for the people of Kent and you will never guess what Garry saw being sold at the swimming pool! Edinburgh Fringe is in full swing but the jokes weren't all they're cracked up to be, and Seagulls have been ambushing the county! Chelsea had an ingenious hack to keep your food fresh and did you know your body can go into autosave? ...
Episode 3 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week Garry and Chelsea got extra to-chess-rial when they uncovered a potential way to speak to aliens and the people of Kent helped Chelsea 'posh it up' after she was invited to the Polo. Bratz feet shook Garry to the core inspiring a new movie franchise, the faithful quiche made an epic return to the Breakfast show and food pets were the biggest trend of 2023. The Aussies and the English battled it out on the Breakfast show, Chelsea reminisced on the 90's classic that was magic sand and Garry posed a serious ...
Episode 36 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week Rob (in for Garry) and Chelsea teamed up with the people of Kent to get nostalgic about shops that no longer exist and Rob revealed a shocking story in the 6am games involving a stag do and some fire. If you think Chelsea is weird, then meet her friends (one in particular that does something very odd in the bath) and the Whatsapp Group Chat update caused havoc when a wardrobe was turned on its side. Taylor Swift has a very unusual concert request, Chelsea almost ate a napkin at a curry house in Rochester...
Episode 35 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week Rob (in for Garry) and Chelsea wreaked havoc on the Breakfast show when talking about Quiche took a surprising turn that featured one of kmfm's well-known presenters! Rob confessed that no one pairs socks in his house inspiring the people of Kent to share the jobs that no one owns and Chelsea had a showbiz mic drop involving the well-known tv series Doctor Who! I'm a Celebrity are looking to kidnap another politician for the bushtucker trials, men have a surprising fear that involves your phone and does ...
Episode 34 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry and Chelsea were inspired by a Gran in Canterbury who took matters into her own hands, and Chelsea was in danger of becoming EXTINCT! kmfm hit a historic milestone thanks to you. You also shared your emoji personality. Loos are 'out,' kids art exhibitions are 'in,' and you don't want to miss Chelsea's genius egg hack! Ben Nevis had a disappointing McNugget revelation, and the weekly Whatsapp Group Chat exposed a plant delivery dilemma!From tongues out, Tracy Beaker's house and primary school checkli...
Episode 33 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Chelsea caused a stir with her hatred of Yorkshire Puddings and the people of Kent shared the worst presents they've given or received. Wedding season inspired rogue date ideas, revealing axe throwing is now the number 1 first date location and toys wanted to get in on the dating action (keep your eyes on Barbie.) This week's Whatsapp group chat hailed Ronnie the bin day commander and Chelsea yet again had another embarrassing story, this time involving puree. From Chelsea's cheeseboard hacks, sponsors an...