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Episode 32 - Tattoo psychics, Tay Tay's bins and Idris Elba's Tash

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30 minutes | Friday, 14 July 2023
Episode 32 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week the people of Kent confessed their weird reasons for dumping people and Chelsea shared a dating secret to find your paw-fect match. Food in movies left everyone hungry and feeling nostalgic and Chelsea revealed a new skill as Kent's very own tattoo psychic. Garry was left mist-ified by a tv series, brollys were a sensitive subject for Chelsea and the Breakfast Show was inundated with unusual raffle prizes. Celebrities took centre stage with Taylor Swift's bins raising eyebrows and a shock revelation about...
26 minutes | Friday, 7 July 2023
Episode 31 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.The week started off with a shocking discovery about Gen Z involving the nations favourite...dippy eggs! Capeesh took a whole new meaning on kmfm Breakfast and Chelsea got us all questioning wheelbarrows. The people of Kent shared their shallow reasons for breaking up with people and some of the most memorable freebies as a kid (Coco Pops cereal bowl anyone?) Garry tried to drop a hint about loud colleagues and challenged Chelsea to a game surrounding punch lines 'Lolly Lols'. There was a gossip filled update on Wh...
26 minutes | Friday, 30 June 2023
Episode 30 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Working 9 till 5 on the Breakfast show this week with some Solstice snacks and an Indiana chicken. The people of Kent shared their fish tales, Chelsea had a traumatic experience with a carp and was inspired by a mural in Margate to express her love for Aquaman. Garry was on top form with his life hacks covering everything from flies to pants and challenged Chelsea to an in or on transport quiz. David Tennant was left behind and a Haribo ball pit is coming to Bluewater, pic 'n' mix anyone? Don't forget, Garry and Ch...
27 minutes | Friday, 23 June 2023
Summer has officially arrived and Garry had a hack we all can get on board with (involving oats.) Chelsea was in a heated rivalry with her neighbour and brought us yet another exciting week of Whatsapp Group Chat. Dad's were the focus of the week with their weird and wonderful ways and of course Dad jokes! Chelsea had another disastrous date story but found a new platform for singletons that could spark new love interests! A.I. has stirred up a frenzy but Garry and Chelsea were on board with the idea, and a Harry Styles quiz took a rogue turn when trying to guess the guest at his Love on To...
28 minutes | Friday, 16 June 2023
Episode 28 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. Chelsea found a life hack for Garry inspired by Mcdonalds and the people of Kent delved into the hump day humpline. Food caused a stir on this week's Breakfast show after Chelsea experienced a Pombear horror and Garry found out the dreaded old time favourite, Spam, was making a comeback. Pants were the new key chat up line when dating and the Whatsapp group chat had a lost property special! From Pikachu trains in Japan to magic blue paper towels, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podca...
25 minutes | Friday, 9 June 2023
Episode 27 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Garry started the week with an absolute mic drop regarding a HUGE nugget win, and there was a Whatsapp group chat crisis. Chelsea gave dating advice to you, the people of Kent surrounding beige flags and had a surprising prediction from TikTok tarot. There was a giant caterpillar invasion that has changed the game in the ongoing battle of the supermarkets and bathtime drinkypoo's are a habit way more popular than you think. From a once in a lifetime Beyonce prize to one word tattoos and edible cups, munch on it all...
27 minutes | Friday, 2 June 2023
Episode 26 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry and Chelsea were surprised with a holiday gift by an unsuspecting listener, there was a public dunking dilemma and very exciting saucy news. Chelsea was impressed with her dad joke expertise, and Garry shared an invaluable cat hack. You pitched in with your wash day disasters and called up the 'Hump Day Hump Line.' There was breaking news about monstrous feet and a surprising segway when it comes to nosh! From dogs names to bbq tales and fails, its wackadoodle time in this week's episode of the Brea...
27 minutes | Friday, 26 May 2023
Episode 25 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry and Chelsea were OUTRAGED when they found out what people have been doing with their sausage rolls and played a game of risk it for a chocolate biscuit. Fake social media accounts revealed all and Anne Marie inspired the people of Kent to share their EPIC video fails. Chelsea had yet another date disaster but this one took a musical twist and Donut Week couldn't have come at a better time! From Gladiator names, flirting essentials and the surprising real sign Summer is coming, enjoy the feast in thi...
29 minutes | Friday, 19 May 2023
Episode 24 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry and Chelsea opened up the kmfm hump day hump line to the people of Kent and Lewis Capaldi may have started a new trend involving Hobbits. Garry shared his draining pastime and was challenged to take on Chelsea's Airport Code quiz. Wellies and laughing out loud could be the key indicators of you being posh, mullets are making a comeback and Chelsea made a trip to the holibob gift shop. From advertising icons to big boats and unloved Henry hoovers, enjoy the feast in this week's episode of the Breakfa...
31 minutes | Friday, 12 May 2023
Episode 23 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week began with Disney deceit as Chelsea revealed a hidden secret, the Coronation inspired a new breakfast feature 'Ring for the King' which went terribly wrong...and then right again! The royal fun didn't stop there as Princess Anne's handbag had a cheeky surprise, and the people of Kent rose to the challenge to vote for the DULLEST desserts in the UK. There was a Shrek theme to this week's show as not only was it Donkey Day, but Chelsea decided to try out for Shrek 5. From full English Eurovision revenge to...
23 minutes | Friday, 5 May 2023
Episode 22 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week started in confusion over mullets and giggles over caaaaastles, with a segway into Kent's boring bank holiday highlights that really got Garry and Chelsea snoozing. Jaffa cake outrage quickly caused a stir calmed only by the soothing ASMR of rubber wiping and Alexa's many accents. It was International 'Harry Potter Day' and Garry challenged Chelsea and Lucy Hickmott to the ULTIMATE Potterhead quiz, before Chelsea transformed into a musical theatre favourite, Fagin. From a Royal sausage secret, too many s...
32 minutes | Friday, 28 April 2023
Episode 21 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week was full of drama as Garry committed the ultimate Facebook betrayal! We got a much needed update on Chelsea's Whatsapp group chat along with a brand new creature feature. The people of Kent shared their boring highlights of the weekend and joined Garry sharing their unusual wake up calls after he woke up locked and loaded (it's not what you think.) Things took a menacing twist with some pepper panic and Chelsea was thrust into danger in Dover! Twitter got rid of their blue ticks but we were handing them o...
25 minutes | Friday, 21 April 2023
Episode 20  has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week started off with a sizzler using pitas to dictate the weather and Sittingbourne welcomed a new celebrity in the form of a posing pigeon. The people of Kent pitched in their bird stories and we discovered Chelsea's stunt double dream was destroyed all because of her squish. There was a much needed update on the Whatsapp Group Chat, disastrous dating stories and the BEST live high 5 you have ever heard. From simple pleasures to pigs in cars, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Po...
23 minutes | Friday, 14 April 2023
Episode 19 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Rob, in for Garry and Chelsea.This week was full of Easter holiday confessions from the parents of Kent, telling us all about their little Saints and Pains during the break. Chelsea was outraged by the handling of a KitKat, Kent made it onto LadBible thanks to a foolish car wash manager, and cheese was the subject of debate between Rob and his brother in law. Sleep talking stories woke up the county after Rob was asked by Mrs Rob if the patio doors were open at 1am, and the comments section of the fallen road in Swanscombe was too f...
29 minutes | Friday, 7 April 2023
Episode 18  has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.The week started with a surprising spectacle in Dartford Heath and a secret 6am games prank plotted by Olly Murs. Chelsea levelled up, becoming a member of her house Whatsapp group chat and declared a make or break red flag when it comes to a Sunday roast. Sourdough was full of secrets, Blobby had a glow up, and the people of Kent shared the random signs left at work. If that wasn't enough, Leo is dating again but GUESS WHO?!  And spit tissues may well become the latest trend. All that and MORE in this week's epis...
11 minutes | Thursday, 30 March 2023
Olly Murs joined Garry and Chelsea on kmfm Breakfast to spill the details on his up and coming wedding, backstage bloopers of his brand new Saturday night tv show Starstruck, and of course celebrate his 5th Number 1 UK album 'Marry Me', featuring his brand new single 'I found her'. Expect endless impressions, a surprising man crush and singalong with the national treasure, pop star and tv presenter Olly Murs. Want more to feast on? Head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok for more behind the scenes bloopers. Or even better, catch us live on the radio, DAB...
22 minutes | Thursday, 30 March 2023
Episode 17 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.  The week started with some Harry Styles heartbreak that left Chelsea distraught but things perked up when Cheebabs were discovered. Little shoes got a lot of love, Garry made a HUGE mistake and World Theatre Day revealed a hidden animal talent. Move over James Bond the women are ready to take centre stage, there's an urgent demand for seagull proofing and there was a rather embarrassing Dodecahedron disaster.  All that and MORE in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.Want mor...
25 minutes | Friday, 24 March 2023
Episode 16 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. Racecourse glamour has been taken to the next level and people are looking tastier than ever. Low Key Dating is a new celebrity trend. But what is it? You can cut back on your wet wipe use thanks to Hollywood A-Lister Anne Hathaway and while we're talking celebs, we discuss the value of their body parts and find out which huge star Chelsea performed with when she was just three years old! We get very confused about deodorants, excited by bins and bring you some excellent advice on cunning hiding places for snacks....
27 minutes | Friday, 17 March 2023
Episode 15 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.Chelsea had an array of foodie surprises this week, with a shocking discovery about Paprika that will change your life and controversy over Spag Bol! Garry had breaking news on a Valentines asteroid that threatens to destroy the world, and pranked Chelsea live on air with the world's most hated animal - a spider. A local celebrity from Thanet shared their prized possession, and the people of Kent confessed their real thoughts on the three second rule. Pizzas were smuggled, brooms made it to the charts and the tomat...
31 minutes | Friday, 10 March 2023
Episode 14 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.St David's Day saw Garry and Chelsea battling to bring out their inner Welsh.Chelsea warned us of the horror of Satan's Salad and Garry cured snoring with an ultimate life hack. Chelsea dressed as a chicken (or did she) for Jason Mamoa and had some exciting health news for heavy breathers.The people of Kent shared their inflatable mascots, beheld the awesome power of The Slipper Psychic and shared the things their Mum's still told them off for!Feast on cereal bloopers, messy beds for good wellbeing and MORE in this...
28 minutes | Thursday, 2 March 2023
Episode 13 - 'Sofas, Scandals and Zombie Survival' Episode 13 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. The people of Kent were superstars this week, carrying on the legacy of You've Been Framed and adding culture to the Breakfast show with a beautiful poem entitled 'An Ode to a Blue Chair.' Chelsea was inspired by the love of her life, Harry Styles, to take part in a cheese based local custom PLUS this week...stationery scandals, hiding in Hythe, a dog biscuit disaster, endless turnip movies, and a heated game of "Star or No Star." Want more to feast on? Head to o...
22 minutes | Thursday, 23 February 2023
Episode 12 - 'Nuggets, Nudes and Musical News' Episode 12 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week has some jaw dropping chocolate news and stinky discoveries about EastEnders. Garry and Chelsea rose to the challenge of categorising crisps and had a musical business idea for an Ashford car park. The people of Kent shared their random nuggets of kindness whilst Chelsea cringed at her airdrop disaster. Margate was on the hunt for a famous frying pan and Garry and Chelsea took a positive spin on Lent with some ambidextrous ambition. From musical carrot dis...
29 minutes | Thursday, 16 February 2023
Episode 11 - 'Beds, BRIKS and Banksy' is HERE, on 'The Breakfast Buffet' with Garry and Chelsea. Episode 11 has all of the best bits of kmfm breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week was a food frenzy, figuring out what pizza topping the people of Kent would be and raising debate on what food is bed friendly. Garry and Chelsea hosted the great BRIK awards (Best Radio In Kent) for minor achievements and discovered carrots could be the key to a glow up. Valentines took a cheeky twist with relationship confessions regarding what people loved more than their other half, and Garry and Chelsea...
22 minutes | Friday, 10 February 2023
Episode 10 - 'Absolutely Cauliflowered' is HERE, on kmfm breakfast's podcast 'The Breakfast Buffet' with Garry and Chelsea. Episode 10 has all of the best bits of kmfm breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. Things started off hot with flaming cartwheels and Ashford was blessed with a new local icon, a beaver! Garry had a business idea for the friend zoned, guinea pigs had a surprising benefit for singletons and the people of Kent shared their epic school trip tales. The serious topic however, was that cornflakes have a new breakfast competitor and it takes 51 minutes to do what? Find out in this...
22 minutes | Friday, 3 February 2023
Episode 9 has all of the best bits of kmfm breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. They started off with one foul sweep, dropped many clangers along the way and confused the people of Kent with what's grey, slimy and has a little hat on? Garry gave a beautiful cover of 'let me give you cat food' inspired by Robbie Williams, unicorn poops caused controversy with WILL.I.AM and Chelsea yodelled at her neighbours. The people of Kent did NOT disappoint rallying around Chelsea for team Professor Layton after some serious video game outrage, and we released creme eggs really are, what it's all about. I...
7 minutes | Friday, 3 February 2023
Garry and Chelsea, were joined, on kmfm breakfast by Canterbury singer-songwriter (and Brit Nominee) Mimi Webb! They got the inside scoop on her UK and European tour, her up and coming debut album Amelia! (out on the 3rd of March), the single Red Flags. They also got some relationship advice and played the kmfm Breakfast describing game "Say It"! Find out how she did up against the likes of Rita Ora, Little Mix and Ed Sheeran! You can even WATCH the chat here. If that wasn't enough to tempt you to listen in, then head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok f...
26 minutes | Monday, 30 January 2023
Episode 8 has all of the best bits of the past two weeks of kmfm breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. Superstar status was unlocked by Garry as he took Mario Kart to a whole new level and the people of Kent revelled in the succes with their own random achievements. Garry and Chelsea put a positive twist on Blue Monday, binned phrases that need to stay in 2023 and were inspired by Chelsea's Supergrandad! Someone was almost taken out by a Maris Piper, Garry shared his hidden talent as a curry psychic and celebrated Kent's shopping champions. Can't sleep? No problem, we have some scares for snooz...
23 minutes | Friday, 13 January 2023
Episode 7 has all of the best bits of the first two weeks of 2023 on kmfm breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. We started 2023 with New Year's resolutions and a focus on abundance, and a friendly reminder to eat your trees! Weird Christmas presents were a topic of conversation along with a game of squat rack limbo and a rendition of 'The Circle of Cheese'. Some serious debates were had: 'blanket or bodice' and why does Blue Peter hate Chelsea? And the people of Kent shared their peculiarities, unofficial landmarks and reminded us all to shake our globes. Finally, we uncovered the power of Harr...
25 minutes | Thursday, 22 December 2022
Episode 6 has all of the best bits of the past two weeks of our brand new kmfm breakfast show. We delved into the mysteries of your 'chocoscope' to see into your future, David Attenborough has had to have a word with Santa's reindeer impacting the ozone, and kmfm breakfast got merry with a LIVE sea shanty by our very own Chelsea Little. If that wasn't enough, things got very nose-stalgic on kmfm breakfast, sprouts are OUT for Christmas and there was a real issue with toilet propaganda. If you want more top-quality education and debates from dating tips to life hacks, then head to our soci...
27 minutes | Monday, 12 December 2022
Episode five has all of the best bits of the past two weeks of our brand new kmfm breakfast show. We made some REVELATIONS this week, quite frankly some shocking discoveries surrounding chocolate oranges and a much needed car necessity... a chamois. Chelsea is still confused and also found out that chins are not her friend, however she has some epic advice for some singletons. It's world cup season and we debunked hairy HAIRY England, Italian food got dramatic (let's just blame the focaccia) and there was some drama surrounding poopy triangles. If that wasn't enough to tempt you to listen ...
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Episode 32 - Tattoo psychics, Tay Tay's bins and Idris Elba's Tash
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