Garry & Chelsea kmfm Breakfast Buffet
Start your Monday to Friday with KMFM Breakfast and your hosts Garry and Chelsea. Now get even more of the duo you share your cornflakes with! Let us serve you up the best of Garry and Chelsea - the buffet is now open and is topped up every week!
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Episodes
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EP103 - Netflix, Gnomes and Nonsense Fines
Friday, 15 November 2024
Episode 103 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with some Scottish Hippo News to rival the internet sensation that is Mood Deng. Ikea meatballs have been causing chaos across the UK and we have been getting a super important detail wrong about the iconic Netflix series 'Emily in Paris'. If you're feeling blue don't worry, bear sharing is here to save the day, Chelsea has discovered a great job for outdoorsy people that like red hats and Deal Town football club has hit a whole new level of petty (with its own players!) Feast on it all in thi...
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EP102 Froofas, Fashion and Festivities
Friday, 8 November 2024
Episode 102 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week began with some Boujee Newsy as we found out that Greggs has had a bubbly upgrade, meanwhile Garry is back with the hacks for the singles. Knock Knock Joke day was dominated by the kids of Kent and you will NEVER guess what celebrities are doing on Instagram to be more relatable! Chelsea was late for a ridiculous reason, mash potato could be the key to long lasting love and Paddington is the inspiration behind the latest fashion trend. From a Sabrina Carpenter quiz, dirty shower habits and the best schoo...
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EP101 Cursed Snacks and Ghostly Romances
Friday, 1 November 2024
Episode 101 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week began with an underrated item that you might find in your bedside drawer and an exciting new invention if you're a fan of the movie Up and have a pet dog. There's one animal you should NEVER let be a waiter, Chelsea made a tired train mistake and Garry had some top tier advice for singletons. A ghostly romance went wrong, Garry couldn't get his hands on sweets and Chelsea has been snack cursed! From podging to ick avoiding, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry...
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EP100 Conker controversy and Dirty Dames
Friday, 25 October 2024
Episode 100 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week a conker controversy took over the internet...but who do you believe? Garry has an urgent warning for any budding breakdancers, could Chelsea be better than THE Peter Andre and have you heard? Dame Judy Dench has a dirty...Kent decided once and for all who wins the arm rest battle in the skies and one croc led to the destruction of 100s of baked goods. From marriage saving tents, movie night surprises and a Gen Z takeover, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry ...
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EP099 Eggs, Lettuce and Cookie Monsters
Friday, 18 October 2024
Episode 99 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week the Breakfast show got one step ahead for Christmas and uncovered the most niche calendars, Ed Sheeran got eggy with it for national egg day and Chelsea discovered something that means you will never look at The Matrix movie the same again. We paid homage to history's most iconic lettuce and brought some lottery inspo just in case you win the millions. From criminal muppets to unlikely Disney photobombs, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.Still hu...
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EP098 Beetlejuice, Beavers and Bilbo
Friday, 11 October 2024
Episode 98 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week Pesto took over the Breakfast show, and it's not the type you put on your pasta! The shock of the week linked Beetlejuice with the Teletubbies, a croissant lamp was a touch too realistic on Temu, and Garry discovered the secret to eternal youth! Leaf trains clearing the way in Kent needed a name rebrand, Chelsea's got beef with Pru on Bake Off, and Big beavers are BACK! From gig dad cringe, fart bugs and a change for King Charles feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with...
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Episode 97 - Coldplay or Cake
Friday, 4 October 2024
Episode 97 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week began with a new way to start the day, with a sausage salute, and Garry managed to take his role as 'gig dad' to a whole new level of cringe. Chelsea had to make the impossible decision between Coldplay or cake and Kent overshared their disastrous dumping stories. Noddy and Kikki entered the breakfast show, maybe you have a four wheeled friend? You will NEVER believe what Garry has in common with Kate Hudson, Chelsea had a major mix up with her creams and Moo Deng has taken her fame to a whole new level. ...
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Episode 96 - Pom Bears, Pirate Talk and Purple Rooms
Friday, 27 September 2024
Episode 97 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. Chelsea had surprising dating advice and she revealed the secrets of her home life in WhatsApp Group Chat. We delved into the incredible reasons that people don't eat certain foods and were persuaded to Talk Like A Pirate! Fed up with cold leftovers? There's a hack for that. What's full of holes and is the MOST UNDERATED thing? Linda in Tunbridge Wells put us straight. There's something very spooky happening in the woods in Challock! It is for your own safety that we urge you to listen to this week's episode of th...
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Episode 95 - Paris's Rings, Royal Secrets, and Temu Fails
Friday, 20 September 2024
Episode 95 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Chelsea uncovered a Royal secret and Garry needs to be Brooklyn Beckham's agent because he's created a whole new career niche. A Temu fail turned into an epic Disney quiz and a Dubai princess is the new inspiration for any singletons. Underrated was aimed at anyone going on holiday as we celebrated the humble travelator, Paris made a surprising decision about their rings and if you're a fan of cheese and slobbing about DON'T WORRY it could be good for you! From a shocking break up, Scoubidous and unusual ...
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Episode 94 - Beckham's Bees and Hot Posties
Friday, 13 September 2024
Episode 94 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week a brand new feature entered the Breakfast chat, and Munchies took centre stage as the most underrated chocolate. Chelsea had a life hack to bring the red carpet to your home, rockstars are going to start fleeing to Mars and Garry found a hot hunk for Chelsea to date. Ice cream will never look the same again after the revelations during 'Shock Of The Week', magic and cake have joined forces to create a tv sensation and David Beckham's got a massive...From Gavin and Stacey rejection to the ultimate creamy m...
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Episode 93 - Free the Beavers
Friday, 6 September 2024
Episode 93 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry and Chelsea found a way to get fit with gravy and you could turn your own home into a Friends film set. Poor hole lane in Broadstairs is just one letter away from tragedy, Cougar never made the cut in The Chase and Quality Street will NEVER be the same again. David Attenborough would've been proud of Garry and Chelsea's beaver campaign, there were some sizzling tips for your sausages and Kent battled it out to decide the best thing in your pencil case. From animal collabs to back to school nostalgia...
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Episode 92 - Ant's Dog, Thor's Drums and OMG Oasis
Friday, 30 August 2024
Episode 92 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with the biggest announcement of 2024 which was the Oasis reunion, but Kent listeners had other ideas. Thor put down his hammer and has taken up a whole new showbiz hobby, Chelsea was challenged to guess what Ant's dog was wearing and the BIG question no one could decide on was should you unpack or live out of your suitcase when you go on holiday? Seaside dwellers, keep an eye on your yum yums because Greg is out to get you, Olly Murs became Ross from Friends in a live action stage blunder and ...
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Episode 91 - Swiftenders, Conga Crimes and Andy's Salmon Shorts
Friday, 23 August 2024
Episode 91 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.The 6 weeks aren't over yet but you are WINNING at life, Chelsea committed a conga crime in Canterbury and Mars bar has a new competitor in the deep fried food department. Salmon shorts caused a stir in the kmfm office, Hot Fuzz has a whole new meaning in the celeb world and Prince William is leading the way and can you believe it's only 4 pay days until Christmas? From Edinburgh Fringe jokes, secret lottery hiding places and Taylor Swift in EastEnders there's something here just for you to feast on, on the latest ...
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Episode 90 - The Burnt Sausage
Friday, 16 August 2024
Episode 90 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week Rob is in with Chelsea causing chaos on the Breakfast show, kicking off with a surprising use for your sausages that could bring you good luck. You will not believe what this woman did at her wedding and Chelsea's relationship is dependent on a pepper plant. From a trip down memory lane with some old school jingles to a BIG Tonnes of Tins announcement there's something here just for you to feast on, on the latest Breakfast Buffet Podcast. Head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagram, Facebook, X and Ti...
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Episode 89 - Don't Eat The Grapes
Friday, 9 August 2024
Episode 89 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Rob is in with Chelsea causing chaos on the Breakfast show, kicking off with his adventure to Diggerland that took a bizarre twist. If you're a fan of Deadpool and have just seen the new movie with Wolverine, then maybe you can guess how much Brad Pitt got paid for the second movie? Chelsea had the ultimate embarrassment at the gym, Whitstable train station made a school boy error and everything you know about Goldfish is a lie. From everyday things that are unnecessarily hard, embarrassing mannequins and...
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Episode 88 - PickleBall, Royal Goats and Tabby Terror
Friday, 2 August 2024
Episode 88 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week the power was handed over to Kent when Garry and Chelsea couldn't decide on Glass mugs, and it wouldn't be the Breakfast show if they didn't talk about food...specifically the best food combos! Don't get bank holidays? Chelsea has a genius replacement you might qualify for! Pickleball club had a huge win on this weeks Whatsapp Group Chat, Crack-A-Snack was finally cracked and bad news if you're a cat lover because the Tabby cats are terrorising everyone. From Royal Goats, abbreviations and Garry becoming ...
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Episode 87 - PickleBall, Royal Goats and Tabby Terror
Friday, 26 July 2024
Episode 87 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week the power was handed over to Kent when Garry and Chelsea couldn't decide on Glass mugs, and it wouldn't be the Breakfast show if they didn't talk about food...specifically the best food combos! Don't get bank holidays? Chelsea has a genius replacement you might qualify for! Pickleball club had a huge win on this weeks Whatsapp Group Chat, Crack-A-Snack was finally cracked and bad news if you're a cat lover because the Tabby cats are terrorising everyone. From Royal Goats, abbreviations and Garry becoming ...
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Episode 86 - Psychic Snacks, TV Cheats and Movie Chuckles
Friday, 19 July 2024
Episode 86 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Chelsea transformed into a crisp psychic and Garry spotted something no one had noticed before at Wimbledon. They came up with ultimate tv hack if you are dating a tv cheat, a 6 year old boy has the best hobby ever and a surprising celebrity was put in the running for James Bond. From Chelsea wanting to be a chicken, Sandra selling grinders on the Whatsapp Group Chat and Brainy Bacon Fans, there's something here just for you to feast on, on the latest Breakfast Buffet Podcast. Head to our socials @kmfmoff...
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Episode 85 - Licked Fingers, Dodgy Biccies and Tubby Testing
Friday, 12 July 2024
Episode 85 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry caused a stir with a story of bad food etiquette and Selling Sandra caused polish wars in this weeks Whatsapp Group Chat. You'll never believe where a wedding happened, Chelsea has the ultimate hack for instant fame (maybe you already do this) and there was some serious biscuit trauma surrounding jam...or lack of! Perrie from Little Mix has strict rules when it comes to tying shoes. Garry took on the ultimate tubby test and if you want to lose weight then Chelsea has a fabulous plan, you'll need a b...
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Episode 84 - Boffing, Flopping and Wombat Walking
Friday, 5 July 2024
Episode 84 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week we were shocked to hear that Eggy Boff had made it's way to Love Island and was causing arguments. Our listeners stepped up for "Kent Decides" to rule on proper workplace flip-flop etiquette. Chelsea taught us how to use WhatsApp more effectively and listeners taught us loads including handy underwear hacks! If you're looking for a new job and love marsupials we've got something for you! Strictly Come Dancing legend Shirley Ballas gave Chelsea a massive compliment but Chelsea didn't know what she meant. W...
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Episode 83 - Coughing for England, Bridgerton Balconettes, and Glasto Celeb Tattoos
Friday, 28 June 2024
Episode 83 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Bridgerton balconettes supported the county and a pub crawl went to another dimension. Garry and Chelsea chose their dream celebrity squad, the listeners of Kent were coughing for England, and Crack-A-Snack survived another week. Dr Love Little took to the mic, offering valuable advice for singletons and you won't BELIEVE some of the longest things in Kent. Seagulls took centre stage with the career aspirations and sneaky skills, Love Island was invaded by a surprising animal and there is no way you'll be...
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Episode 82 - Taylor's Feast, Footie Fever and Bridgerton Behind the Scenes
Saturday, 22 June 2024
Episode 82 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week kicked off with footie fever after the England game on the weekend and Chelsea has found a hair trend that saves you from making a terrible mistake. Brand new week of Crack-A-Snack was delicious as always, we got an insider sneak preview into Bridgerton and Danny Devito could be the key to making mega money. If you want to win the sweepstake then Honey the Kentish Eagle could be key, Taylor Swift has been feasting on a surprising Kentish delicacy and there is BIG baby news in Kent. From snack shame to the...
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Episode 81 - Ronnie's Juice, Icky Keepsakes and peculiar packages
Friday, 14 June 2024
Episode 81 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week kicked off with a bottle hack from Garry Wilson and Chelsea Little had the ultimate brolly horror. Crack-A-Snack was finally solved after 8 weeks and Victoria Beckham inspired you to reveal your icky keepsakes (far too much talk of baby teeth.) Burgers caused a frenzy across Kent (specifically the brioche buns), Chelsea thinks she's created movie gold with 'cinema types' and could a boot fair be the key to being a millionaire? Feast on all this PLUS Ronnie's juice, peculiar packaging and the latest What...
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Episode 80 - Gonks, Eggy Pickle and Simon Cowell's dungarees
Friday, 7 June 2024
Episode 80 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week Garry started a bin conga and Chelsea saw the strangest thing on the train. Crocs have hit a whole new level of chaos with their jibbitz and your nans vaseline could be the key to smelling fabulous! Jaffa cake fans prepare yourselves because a shocking change is coming and what condiment springs to mind when we say 'eggy pickle'? Simon Cowell took over Kent with his dungarees and things got BIG on kmfm Breakfast with big pork, big Gail and big birds. If that wasn't enough to feast on, a radio first hit th...
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Episode 079 - Pigeon love, Tea Crimes and the Power Of Pork Pies
Friday, 31 May 2024
Episode 79 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week BBQ's were under threat (what will the men do instead of standing and poking?) and the ultimate tea crime was committed. Taylor Swift could feature on 4 in a bed and everyone was wondering just WHY Americans need so many bathrooms! Jane Mcdonald has been bewitched by the power of pork pies and Chelsea has finally been converted to football. From pigeon love, gull fests and 'how was your weekend' walkthroughs, grab a plate and load up from the kmfm Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.For more t...
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Episode 077 - Food Crimes, Bikini Monkeys and 3 Word Relationships
Friday, 24 May 2024
Episode 78 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week went straight down the toilet with the battle of 'bee day' vs 'bidet' and you shared the showbiz stories of celebs visiting your school. Chelsea had to negotiate with a bikini stealing monkey, Garry revealed surprising similarities between him and Tyson Fury and Sheerness had a chip travesty! kmfm Breakfast opened the food crime hotline exposing everything from dissected Colin the Caterpillars to folded French sticks and Chelsea had a genius hack to help motivate kids to do their maths homework. If that w...
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Episode 076 - Bin Mix Ups, Bridgerton, and Back Pack Cats
Friday, 17 May 2024
Episode 76 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Claire Lawson in for Chelsea . Wash day is like the Olympics at Claire's house and much of Kent is getting competitive too. New love has a big impact on our favourite movies! Grove Green is the place to go for incredible animal spotting! Pegs are more controversial than we ever imagined. Play along with Kent's hottest new quiz "What Did Anne-Marie Do While She Was Holding Her Baby!" For more tasty treats head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagram, Facebook, X and TikTok for more behind the scenes bloopers. Or even bett...
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E.0.75 - Moustaches, Moons and Morris Dancing
Friday, 10 May 2024
Episode 75 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week was a tad orange, with yet another fake tan fail and moustaches hit a world record. You could marry a Game of Thrones hottie as they've recently joined a dating app, Chelsea has a corny thing in common with Selena Gomez and your dreams could come true if you are a big fan of Disney's Up! From Morris dancing and finding love, Chelsea's out of control snacking and unbelievable extras, grab a plate and load up from the kmfm Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.For more tasty treats head to our soc...
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E.0.74 - Strictly pants and a Sheppey Sheriff
Thursday, 2 May 2024
Episode 74 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea. This week began with the ultimate betrayal, meaning Chelsea can never look at spring rolls again, and Garry upgraded picnic eggs inspiring the kids of Kent to share their own renamed snacks! Jurassic Park was a lie and the doors are what gave it away and Bear Grylls new tv show has got us all on the edge of our seats. There was a brand new snack on Crack-A-Snack and Sheppey has got itself a sheriff. We hope your belly is rumbling because it caused chaos on the Breakfast show, grab a plate and load up from the kmfm...
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E.0.73 - Hasbros, Hen Do's and Hole In The Wall
Friday, 26 April 2024
Episode 73 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.This week started with ripped straps and blistered toes after Chelsea survived a hen do and a tv favourite is making a comeback, so make sure you do your stretches! Listeners embraced their inner Disney princess deciding what bewitched household object they would be and Garry had an epic movie quiz called 'Hasbro or Hasno'. Stacely Solomon was kept hostage, Dartford is having a sparkly Strictly makeover and whatever you do...do not mention creme eggs to Chelsea. From 2 year old rebels to Pringles Crocs, grab a plat...
